Timeline of Chaotic Mess

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
thewriterthatghostedyou
thewriterthatghostedyou

Shadows and Scars Masterlist

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I made this mood board for the story myself.

Summary: When the sun summoner is finally found, many plans are set into motion, but when the infamous Shadow Healer is brought to court unexpected friendships and relationships occur. The future of Ravka hangs in the balance and can she find a way to save her country and have a happy ending?

Note: This will have lines and scenes from the show and books, along with the characters and universe created by Leigh Bardugo.

Darkling x fem!reader

(In progress)

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

Chapter 17

Chapter 18

Chapter 19

Chapter 20

Chapter 21

Chapter 22

Chapter 23

Chapter 24

Chapter 25

Chapter 26

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whathashectoreverdonetome:
“slaterkade:
“zachthemermaid:
“eurotrottest:
“ beepbeepblurp:
“ jerkstyles:
“ seebeyondthesex:
“ helloootricksterr:
“ 12-gauge-rage:
“ The Earth is lumpy.
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I was not aware of this. thank you
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this makes so much sense but...
12-gauge-rage

The Earth is lumpy.

helloootricksterr

I was not aware of this. thank you

seebeyondthesex

this makes so much sense but it makes me so uncomfortable 

jerkstyles

i wish i hadn’t seen this

beepbeepblurp

One time my bf was telling me about people who argue about intelligent creation by saying “the earth is perfectly round!” And I said “but it isn’t!” And he was so proud of me

eurotrottest

okay so im just learning this

zachthemermaid

yet another unrealistic expectation for planets

slaterkade

This is a Geoid, not a representation of the visual appearance of Earth.

http://www.asu.cas.cz/~bezdek/vyzkum/rotating_3d_globe/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoid

whathashectoreverdonetome

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I’m so glad I actually know what this is now, because it’s just. Blatantly wrong to say this is anywhere close to what the planet looks like.

Here’s how it is.

We have pictures of the Earth from space, right? And it sure as hell looks like a nice, smooth sphere. (I mean, actually it’s an oblate spheroid because due to the revolution around our axis, the equator bulges a bit, but if you’re looking at the Earth from far enough away to see the whole thing, you’re absolutely not gonna notice a difference of a few miles.)

But because of the whole “the surface of the Earth is 70% water” deal, it’s tempting to say “okay, just fill in those gaping valleys with water, and there you go, the Earth will look smooth from space”. But, the thing is, the surface features of the Earth, including the ocean, are absolutely tiny. Way tinier than people generally think they are - for reasons that aren’t really their fault.

Take a standard globe. You run your fingers over it, and you feel very obvious lumps, representing mountain ranges and plateaus and the like, yeah? Well, that’s a huge exaggeration. Like. HUGE.

If you were actually looking at the Earth at the scale of your average globe (if you were a space giant, say), and you ran your fingers over it, the range from the top of Mt. Everest to the bottom of the Mariana Trench (deepest point in the world’s oceans), would fit in the folds of your fingerprints. Think about that. You wouldn’t even know the oceans were there as you skimmed your fingers over the globe-sized planet, just from feeling it, because how on Earth would you notice such an insignificant amount of water?

Therefore, there’s no way in hell the rocky parts of the Earth could look so distorted and lumpy, but then be evened out by the oceans.

I’m not saying that there aren’t any differences in the levels of continents and ocean floors and whatnot, obviously that’s not true. But our surface features are absolutely insignificant to the planet as a whole, size-wise. So this little graphic cannot be an accurate representation of what the Earth actually looks like.

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sidestepup2thestreets
becausebirds

Penguins: clumsy but adorable.

starshipspirk

i never wanted this to end

ofgeography

oh my god those are ROCKS the penguins are falling on ROCKS are you OKAY PENGUINS do you need WINGPADS OR SOME OTHER KIND OF SHOCK ABSORBING PROTECTIVE BODY GEAR

chimeracorp

Fun fact, due to their flightlessness, penguins have actually extremely sturdy bones for birds. That plus their natural blubbery body makes them their own shock absorbers

sketchedsilmaril

i remember the first time i watched this it was like 3am and i was half delirious from lack of sleep and i was lying in my bed just SOBBING of laughter
Source: facebook.com
mishasminions
caluummhood

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

thejamesboyle

the first post ever on tumblr

5sos-smut-world

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

artemislocheia

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

teenyweenynotepad

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

elsa-everdeen

I FOUND IT ✊

thatenglishamericangirl

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

mishasminions

YAY I’M SO HAPPY